Everyone has their own favorite nominee for king:
But every series has that one guy. They won’t give up, you’d have better luck bending steel with your genitalia than getting them to budge one iota away from their ‘rights’ or conceptions of right and wrong. They are the principles zealots, the fanatics, the true believers.
There are hundreds of names for people who stubbornly cling to the wreckage of the law to justify their actions, most of them involve four letters and are bleeped out. Some notable polysyllabic exceptions include:
- Heir-apparent
- Legally correct
- Self-righteous
- Numbers obsessed
- Letter of the law (rather than the spirit of it)
- Manichean world-view (fancy term for ‘black and white perception of reality’)
- Subtlety-challenged
- Determinator (a portmanteau of ‘terminator’ and ‘determined, thank you TVTROPES)
STANNIS FREAKIN’ BARATHEON.
Stannis encompasses all of these words and more. The brother of Renly and Robert Baratheon, Stannis is accurately noted by Loras Tyrell as ‘having the personality of a lobster’.
Fitting, because lobsters fight to the death, which is why when you see them in restaurant tanks they have rubber bands around their pincers. That’s not to protect us, the diners. The bands are to prevent the lobsters from murdering the crap out of each other while they are on the crustacean equivalent of death row.
I know I would enjoy the books and show just a fraction more if instead of the fiery heart of the Lord of Light, Stannis’s personal insignia was in fact a lobster. Make it happen, HBO.
Anyway, a brief bio of Stannis:
Rejection and Failure. Forever.
What? That was as brief as I could make it! Oh fine. Stannis Baratheon is that annoyingly persistent little terrier that yaps around the big dogs as they fight. Legally, he has every right to ascend to his brother Robert’s throne (since Robert’s children are really Jaime Lannister’s children) as king of Westeros.
Now here’s where Stannis gets interesting. He claims that ‘the throne is his by rights’ and that unlike all the other claimants in the war of five kings he desires the throne not for power, but because THE LAW SAYS SO.
There are a lot of ways to read Stannis’s actions and assign him a color identity. One could argue his demonstration of cold-blooded pragmatism makes him at least in part associated with black mana.
Or you could convincingly argue that due to his buying into the Faith of R’hllor and allowing Melisandre von Crazyskirt that there is red mana rattling around in there somewhere. That and 9/10th of his battle strategy being categorized as ‘ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK’.
But I believe that the color that suits Stannis Baratheon best is White.
Stannis takes White’s obsession with LAW and dials it up past eleven. The reason he’s a claimant at all is because of his belief in the rights of succession. White also has close ties with fanaticism:
White is also quite comfortable with evangelical causes, such as religion, but especially militaristic ones.
Stannis cares about the letter and spirit of the law, but not it’s morals. He believes that making concessions is weakness, and takes a Manichean world view. You’re either on his side or an enemy. Naturally, this approach when you have the smallest army and lowest amount of gold in the Seven Kingdoms will net you many enemies and few friends.
This sort of absolutism makes Stannis a terrible diplomat. Without Davos Seaworth and Melisandre to win people to his side/smooth over rough patches, Stannis would be dead in the water.
Stannis and the more fringe elements of White mana are, to put it concisely, extremists. In the same way that Black mana all but worships the ego and primacy of self, White mana puts hierarchy and precedent on a pedestal.
Stannis practices a strange blend of reverence for the law, while disregarding the morality behind them. His vision is myopic: it discards subtlety for absolutes, thought for dogma and insight for blind faith in the law.
Yeah, as you may have gathered I’m not a fan of Stannis. Or even particularly of White mana. White worships order, to the point of entropy and stagnation. A fanatical White character would not upgrade a system in need of reform because that would temporarily disrupt the order of said system.
This is one of the less appealing sides of White, long considered ‘the hero color’ and conventionally considered good. White, in extremes, cares more about order/heirarchies than it does about people and is completely comfortable with horrible systems like fascism, totalitarianism, and persecution.
Stannis is a fundamentally flat character in the show, although not without his (loud) fanbase who believe that Stannis (The Mannis) is boldly forging new ground in the category of Awkward Awesome Antiheroes.
But because I find the Stannis the Mannis memes amusing, here are a few of the best (worst?). It’s weird to see a psuedo-Westerosi Chuck Norris, but I suppose if anyone is bloody-minded enough, it’s him. See you chaps again soon!